What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 07:42

-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
How do I become mentally strong?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III